So, yesterday, we were at dinner and Poopypants announced, "I don't know if I'm not good at biting anymore or if I've simply been encountering low quality forks, but, the last two greek salads I've bought for lunch at work, after I took the first bite, the fork shattered!"
So, either he no longer knows the strength of his bite or the fork manufacturers of the world are slacking off.
I'm not sure which possibility is more disturbing to me.
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