What kind of disgusting creatures work in my office?

The other day, I was on one of the elevators in my office building - I believe it must have been first thing in the morning (elevator rush hour, if you will) as the car was jam-packed. I steadied myself on the handrail and on the underside of said railing, my unsuspecting fingers detected a wad of gum! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. What kind of pig would do such a thing?

If that wasn't repulsive enough, a few days later, I was walking down the hall towards my desk when, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed (smack-dab in the middle of the wall) yet another heavily masticated piece of gum! I didn't touch this one, so I guess it was slightly less offensive (to my physical self, though no less damaging to my soul), but still - gross!

Today, I was accompanying a visitor from another company to my boss's office and on the way we had to side-step a half-eaten green lollipop (and its stick!) in the middle of the floor - nice impression to make on guests, huh?

One day a few weeks ago, I went into the bathroom and there was a used, feminine hygiene product on the floor - COME ON! - I almost puked. Needless to say, I found another washroom in which to do my business...

Are my co-workers such heathens that they can't be bothered to utilize GARBAGE CANS!!

Perhaps they erroneously believe they're so busy & so important that they can't waste their precious time properly disposing of trash.

Either way, I have a message for the offending barbarians: If I catch you in the act, I'm going to rub your nose in it - whatever it is. Don't think I won't - it's the only way you're going to learn.

Don't say you haven't been warned...